Τρίτη, 16 Οκτωβρίου 2012

Του Δάσκαλου η ευχή

"In my next life, I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! you finish off as an orgasm!"


-Woody Allen

2 σχόλια:

The Dark Chef είπε...

Θα ήταν ωραία πράγματι! Εξάλλου ο Benjamin Button που το έκανε έγινε και ταινία (άσχετα αν ήταν λίγο μούφα :p)
Αν και τότε θα έπρεπε να αλλάξουμε γνωστές φράσεις όπως "έφαγα τα νιάτα μου μαζί σου" ή "ήμουνα νιος και γέρασα" και το επίσης διάσημο "Live Fast, Die Young" τι θα γινόταν? :)

Dokimos είπε...

To perimena kapoios na anaferthei sto Benj. Button, metria tainia alla gamato concept ;)

Oi fraseis tha allazane se ''efaga ta ghratia mou mazi sou'', ''hmouna geros ki eniwsa'', ''Live slow, die old'' antistoixa, dhmiourgwntas etsi trelh sygxysh kai apisteuta sourealistika skhnika!!